FOOBity Foob

"Those goddamn tenants and their "rights", always fucking it up for the rest of us.
Those goddamn "rights" are what keeps me from raising the rent by 60%. If it wasn't for their "rights", I would save a bundle on heating because I'd keep the thermostat down to 40 degrees. If it wasn't for their "rights" I'd be able to listen in on their phones, just like the Pweznit."

"Let's Lynch The Landlord"

The Landlord's here to visit
They're blasting disco down below
Sez, "I'm doubling up the rent
Cos the building's condemned
You're gonna help me buy City Hall"

But we can, you know we can
But we can, you know we can
Let's lynch the landlord man

I tell them 'turn on the water'
I tell 'em 'turn on the heat'
Tells me 'All you ever do is complain'
Then they search the place when I'm not here

But we can, you know we can
Let's lynch the landlord
Let's lynch the landlord
Let's lynch the landlord man

There's rats chewin' up the kitchen
Roaches up to my knees
Turn the oven on, it smells like Dachau, yeah
Til the rain pours thru the ceiling

But we can, you know we can
Let's lynch the landlord man

Five dollars says that Elly goes from running the Liliputt Bookstore to managing a bunch of apartment buildings.