Sunday, May 21, 2006

Open Letter to Arlen and Rick

Dear Arlen and Rick,

I'd like to express my amazement at your votes to make English the official language of the United States and to amend the Constitution to ban gay marriage. What an incredible use of the people's time and money. I stand awestruck.

Now that you've shown you can get important legislation moving, I'm hoping you'll turn your attention to piddling matters such as IT COST ME $180 TO FILL MY GAS TANK, and perhaps HOW LONG IS THIS WAR GOING ON FOR ANYWAY?. Oh, and Arlen, running cover for the illegal spying? That's just weak.

Stop being such blowhards and do something, you know, contructive for a change. And no, I don't mean self-serving pork.
Thanks guys.


Post a Comment

<< Home