Monday, July 28, 2003

My name is Judith Miller and I am a big ugly patsy for the Bush administration."


It is impossible to read this article and not come to the conclusion that Judith Miller got down on her metaphorical knees and began sucking the administration's... (you know I just edited out "cock" because this is just degenerating into sheer Paul Krassner material. I apologize for that... but then noticed i keep doing it below, so fuck it.)
I am imagining Judith's temptation as something out of a cheap porno novel. "Oh how famous I will be," Judy moaned as she rubbed her swollen vulva on the front page of the New York Times. "Oh god oh god I will be the toast of the town."

Miller says, "I'm going to go on writing in this area, and this will blow over because my reporting was accurate."
Oh yeah Judy, something blows alright. Or rather, someone....