Saturday, January 17, 2004

Words and phrase associated with Dick Cheney:
Evil
Scares children
Profit before patriotism
warmonger
and the number one phrase is conflict of interest. Whether it's waging war of choice in Iraq in Halliburton's interest, pushing for space research in Halliburton's interest, convening a secret energy policy group in Halliburton's interest, Dick Cheney's at the top of his game.
Brendan, why do you keep bringing this up? Everyone knows THAT. That's like pointing out the sky is blue!
Yes, but now it looks like Justice Antonin "I don't believe in the separation of church and state or legitimate elctions either for that matter"Scalia is in on the game.
Indeed, while the Supreme Court was deciding what to do about Cheney's secret energy task force (the members' names of which have NEVER been released), Cheney and Scalia were going duck hunting, later dining on foie gras, lamb, and crabcakes with Don Rumsfeld (Cheney really shouldn't be eating such rich foods with his heart... oh wait, I forgot. he doesn't have one). [by the way, that menu invokes shades of Mr. Creosote from Monty Python's Meaning Of Life. I wonder if they had it all mixed together in a bucket?]
"I do not think my impartiality could reasonably be questioned," says Tony the Hammer. RIIIIIGHT. Must be nice to be part of the aristocracy. "More foie gras jeeves, and none of that domestic shit. It may be freedom fries for the peons, but we want the real French stuff!"