The People Paper Poetry
Was once a source of mirth for me.
Hidden in the back of your classified pages,
Your readers wrote poetry for the ages,
and yes some was bad and some was cruddy,
and some written by the utterly nutty,
but still: I miss it. It's gone away,
And I think this reflects poorly on your paper today.
"The People Paper": it's right under your name,
but without the People Paper Poetry, the Daily News ain't the same.
It may be hard to separate the wheat from the chaff,
but bring back the poems, they always gave me a laugh.Please?
[meant to be read in the sonorus tones of Sowfluffya]
[apologies to People Paper Poets for biting your style]