Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Mr. Snarky Pants

My brother, sent me an email to alert me to the fact that the pig who publishes Blonde Sagacity called me a liar. I hesitate to respond, considering how many other things require my attention and concentration, but this can't go unanswered. No one calls me a liar without justification.

ALa, you ignorant slut:

Over the weekend, a post from a lefty Philly blog was brought to my attention. The author is a snarky little man that has emailed me crappy letters in the past, and because of that I really didn't put much thought into the post (it's actually flattering as I seem to be the main fodder for his blog). Last night I thought about what he wrote and it began to bother me because it was DEAD WRONG. We'll call the author Mr. Snarky Pants.
Here is what he wrote:

"[ALa's] site is a miasma of what can only be described as military porn, photos of soldiers with enormous guns, each labeled "In the Sandbox" as if the War in Iraq, responsible thus far for over 1700 US deaths (possibly more), untold US casualties, and hundreds of thousands of dead Iraqis who were guilty of nothing, was nothing more than children at play."

Do you see the problem? At first I was annoyed thinking that he loved misleading his readers into thinking that I am some war-mongering Republican that thinks war is some big, fun game and doesn't take death seriously.

Then something hit me. Philly isn't a military town. I am sure that the majority of people that live here don't personally know anyone that was deployed or is currently deployed. They get all their news about the war from the Philadelphia Inquirer, the NYT and CNN, not from those that are fighting it. They think the Soldiers, Marines, Sailors and Airmen are carrying out an unjust war and murdering civilians...so how would this guy know that I was not the originator of the word "Sandbox" and this is a nickname given by the troops he claims I don't care about? How would he have any idea that "The Sandbox" is Iraq and "The Stan" is Afghanistan? He is most likely confused at abbreviations too, so for his benefit: OIF is Operation Iraqi Freedom. OEF is Operation Enduring Freedom. MSM is mainstream media.

So, I guess Mr. Snarky pants isn't really a liar. He is just a VERY uninformed blogger.

...Ok, I feel better now.


Before I issue my rebuttal, I would like to point out that this cow didn't even have the class to tell me she was going to write about me. She just put it up on her blog, slandering me and misrepresenting my writing. I learned about this second hand. Bitch, you want to talk shit say it to my fucking face.

Point by point rebuttal for the skank:

it's actually flattering as I seem to be the main fodder for his blog

Umm, sadly no. The stupid cunt hasn't been featured on this blog since the initial altercation back on July 20, which I will remind you she started by invading Richard Cranium's allspinzone and starting fights with regular posters. My posts since then have dealt with: the Bags; my kid; the Fleshtones; reprints of letters to the editor; personal depression; Cindy Sheehan; Gene Stoneman; Hal Rugg; country music; Vasser Clements; Clint Black; Katherine Harris's bodacious tatas; my breakup with my girlfriend; tattoos; the Jangling Sparrows; Kenn Kweder; more on my kid; falafel-induced farting; New orleans; the deathof Gilligan, which made me sad, and the death of Rehnquist, which made me happy; and my parents. The stupid cunt hasn't been brought up because... well, because I don't visit her stupid site. "Flattering"? HAH! Don't flatter yourself, toots.

At first I was annoyed thinking that he loved misleading his readers into thinking that I am some war-mongering Republican that thinks war is some big, fun game and doesn't take death seriously.

When you refer to a war theatre as a "sandbox", one could get that impression.

so how would this guy know that I was not the originator of the word "Sandbox" and this is a nickname given by the troops he claims I don't care about?

Nowhere in anything I wrote in my exchanges with Piggy do I make any such claim: I have never once said she doesn't care about the troops. So don't call ME a liar, LIAR.

If "the sandbox" is how our troops overseas refer to the battleground in the desert, that is certainly their right, and I'm not one to question it. What I DO question is the integrity of someone of sound mind and body, who is military age and supports the war, but doesn't sign up to fight it. Especially when the military is having trouble recruiting. "There is no greater love than this, that a man lay down his life for his friend."

So sure, if it makes you feel like a real soldier when you call the war in Iraq "the sandbox", or the war in Afghanistan "the stan" be my guest. For that matter, you can call pizza "za" if you'd like; it still doesn't trump the fact that you personally haven't signed up, nor does it trump the fact that you actually get offended when someone suggests you do, cus you're sending Tasty-Kakes. Oooh, there's a contribution. You support the war? Prove it, you fucking coward.

OIF is Operation Iraqi Freedom. OEF is Operation Enduring Freedom. MSM is mainstream media.

GFY is "Go Fuck Yourself". STFU is "Shut The Fuck Up". I know some other acronyms too.

To recap:

You are not "the main fodder" for my blog. Your bullshit was the topic of one email post three months ago. I don't even KNOW you, you stupid cunt.

I am not "misleading" my readers into believing anything about you: the article, 3 months old at this point, that you are complaining about DIDN'T EVEN LINK TO YOUR STUPID, POORLY WRITTEN BLOG. AND NEITHER DOES THIS ONE.

I never claimed that you, or anyone else, doesn't care about the troops. It is YOU that is the LIAR, not me.

Finally, you STILL need to get a copy of Strunk and White's "Elements of Style." It is a fantastic resource for all writers, and I do not know anyone who doesn't have a copy on their bookshelf. My brother picked up a used copy for $8.00, and his writing has improved vastly.

Now go fuck off, you stupid stupid bitch. And if your stupid friends come here to leave nasty comments, I'll just delete them unread anyway, so please don't bother.

21 Comments:

Blogger Phillybits said...

HAHAHA.

4:34 PM  
Blogger somegirl said...

i hate that fucking cunt.

4:36 PM  
Blogger exfbonnie said...

this is nasty. this post shows you VERY EMOTIONALLY defensive.

9:38 AM  
Blogger tescosuicide said...

And a wanna be musician... Search his name. Stick to left wing politics Brendan. And I'm sure 'somegirl' is a hideous little beast considering she doesn't have a picture posted.

10:04 AM  
Blogger riceburner147 said...

B: Someday, in your wildest dreams (cause it will never happen in real life) you might meet a women like ALa. You may not be a liar, but you are an emotionally stunted person who needs to do a little more research b4 you "write". BTW, how many hits does YOUR site get ?

10:18 AM  
Blogger Phoenix said...

You have obviously lost your mind. Did you seriously just pull a bible quote out of you ass and use it in a forum and in commentary such as this?

You obviously are a bit intimidated by the fact that people may come here and leave comments on your blog. You probably should have turned your comments off.

I would write a lot more, but you did a well enough job of making yourself look like an emotionally disturbed, ranting teenager.

If you feel like carrying this fight on, perhaps you should take your own advice and bring 'face to face' or you could just bring it over. So you proclaim yourself to not be a liar.. but are you a pussy?

That much remains to be seen.

11:47 AM  
Blogger Phoenix said...

Main Entry: hyp·o·crite
Pronunciation: 'hi-p&-"krit
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English ypocrite, from Old French, from Late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hypokritEs actor, hypocrite, from hypokrinesthai
: a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
- hypocrite adjective

11:55 AM  
Blogger The Cassandra Page said...

As disturbing as this post is, it is not nearly as disturbing as the fact that it represents the philosophy of the MSM/DNC. Seriously, what do "Strunk and White" say about the repeated use of "c**t" when you can't think of anything else to write?

12:16 PM  
Blogger Evilicious Blonde said...

Brendan, you made such an ass of yourself with this post.

Sad really.

Ala encourages intelligent debate between political parties on her site. You could learn a lot from her style if you weren't so closed-minded.

I feel sorry for you.

12:49 PM  
Blogger Stalking Cat said...

I see that it is YOU who needs to read Strunk and White's "Elements of Style." I've never seen such useless drivel in my life as I have here. Happily, I have the option of never returning to your pathetic little blog.

2:24 PM  
Blogger Courtney said...

Brendan, I read ALa's blog daily. I'm friends with her husband. I will fully admit I RARELY agree with her politics, but I will also fully admit she does her homework when she posts.

Yes, she's Republican. Yes, she enjoys the punditry of some conservative ideologues who make me want to spit nails into their brains. Yes, she employs sarcasm liberally and freely. Don't we all? You seem to have no issues with sarcastic tone here.

In all of my arguments with ALa, I have NEVER called her a pig. Or a cunt. So shut your ignorant pie hole and leave the names alone. She doesn't need your permission to write about you on her blog, especially if you've engaged her in a debate on yours. Once, twice, four hundred, it doesn't matter. You called her out for something, she answered back. And schooled you.

I don't agree with her "soldier porn". It bores me. So I skip it. There are days where she's writing about topics that will cause me to become uncivilized. So, I shut the page. Computers have off buttons, browsers can be closed. Try it sometime, rather than be a douchebag.

2:30 PM  
Blogger Courtney said...

One more thing, before you start throwing around the "I don't see her in uniform" argument: WHERE'S YOURS?

Don't get too upset when this post gets more comments than you've ever had, and most of them are telling you to crawl back under your rock.

2:38 PM  
Blogger tescosuicide said...

It just sucks how many hits he's getting today over this bullshit.

2:40 PM  
Blogger tescosuicide said...

Well done Courtney!

2:41 PM  
Blogger Zelda said...

Courtney, you rock.

Blogowner, not that you deserve this recognition, but this really is a nasty and ingnorant piece of work. Surely you can work out how and why soldiers refer to Iraq as "The Sandbox." Surely you can grasp the concept of geography and topography. I mean if you have managed to expose your pious, tender little eyes to Ala's military porn {cross yourself}, surely with that brief glimpse you were able to occasionally observe a desert landscape. And surely you have taken perhaps a few moments thinking up and delivering such crushing insults to recognize the nuance of that phrase and why those whose lives are on the line in Iraq would attempt to inject a little humor into their "theater of war."

And I notice that those in the military, who are actually fighting this war, have never once asked me to join them. They have, instead, thanked me for taking up their cause here at home. It's only the cowards who malign their efforts, yet have the gall to bask in the peace they bring, who demand my military service. It's not going to happen. I will not let you or anyone who shares your opinion (if not your literary skill) have the homefront.

3:42 PM  
Blogger Desultory Girl said...

Dude, when you use the words, slut, stupid cunt, and bitch to describe another human being, all you CREDIBILITY goes out the window.

I'd venture to say that you have a poor relationship with your mom. I think you should go talk to her.

You sound like my abusive ex...which makes me think of you.
That's a damn shame.

2:52 AM  
Blogger TrekMedic251 said...

Then something hit me.
(Sure it wasn't my size 11 in your ass???)

Philly isn't a military town. I am sure that the majority of people that live here don't personally know anyone that was deployed or is currently deployed. They get all their news about the war from the Philadelphia Inquirer, the NYT and CNN, not from those that are fighting it. They think the Soldiers, Marines, Sailors and Airmen are carrying out an unjust war and murdering civilians...

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot??? What the f**k are you smoking, Brendan?

I am ex-USMC. Two of my nephews are in the service now (USN and USMC) BOTH are in active duty. One just got back from Fallujah and is probably going back because too many assholes like you won't support this cause and he has to backfill the numbers.

Philly was/is/will be a major military player.

Get your goddamned facts straight before you go and make up s**t like this again!

ASSHOLE!!!!

10:26 PM  
Blogger That Dude said...

This blog is just....boring.

9:23 AM  
Blogger Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files said...

I was going to give your post the attention it deserved, but I noticed in one of your previous posts you can't even handle falafel. Anything more potent than cilantro is bound to give your system permanent damage.

11:13 AM  
Blogger Spill The Beans said...

scratch a liberal, uncover a misogynist...happens every time.

12:47 PM  
Blogger BlueWolfess said...

small ,sad,ignorant ,little gob of nothing...>blogowner...Ala Is cool...

12:32 PM  

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