Susan Phillips, R-Self-Hating
House rejects spending for birth control
DAVID A. LIEB
Associated Press
JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. - An attempt to resume state spending on birth control got shot down Wednesday by House members who argued it would have amounted to an endorsement of promiscuous lifestyles.
Missouri stopped providing money for family planning and certain women's health services when Republicans gained control of both chambers of the Legislature in 2003....
The House voted 96-59 to delete the funding for contraception and infertility treatments after Rep. Susan Phillips told lawmakers that anti-abortion groups such as Missouri Right to Life were opposed to the spending.
"If you hand out contraception to single women, we're saying promiscuity is OK as a state, and I am not in support of that," Phillips, R-Kansas City, said in an interview.
Married people don't use birth control? How is Missouri going to prevent one of their slutty slutty women (any woman who has sex outside of marriage is a slut and a whore and deserves what's coming to her, at least in Missouri and South Dakota) from simply buying a cheap ring at the thrift store, putting it on her left finger and pretending to be married? Or would she have to show a marriage license to buy condoms?
This carries over quite quickly from "abstinence only" outside of marriage, now it's "abstinence only WITHIN marriage, and especially for poor people."
You wanna talk about effective ways to reduce promiscuity? Before initiating sexual relations, make everyone, male or female, look at a nude picture of Susan Phillips:
Yeeesh! I'd sooner stick my dick in a garbage disposal. In fact, just picturing her dangling, dessicated, liver-spotted breasts and bristle-haired, crackly-dry vagina, I may not be able to maintain an erection for another month!
OK, now Missouri is on my list of places not to vacation, along with South Dakota.
No birth control, good grief.
DAVID A. LIEB
Associated Press
JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. - An attempt to resume state spending on birth control got shot down Wednesday by House members who argued it would have amounted to an endorsement of promiscuous lifestyles.
Missouri stopped providing money for family planning and certain women's health services when Republicans gained control of both chambers of the Legislature in 2003....
The House voted 96-59 to delete the funding for contraception and infertility treatments after Rep. Susan Phillips told lawmakers that anti-abortion groups such as Missouri Right to Life were opposed to the spending.
"If you hand out contraception to single women, we're saying promiscuity is OK as a state, and I am not in support of that," Phillips, R-Kansas City, said in an interview.
Married people don't use birth control? How is Missouri going to prevent one of their slutty slutty women (any woman who has sex outside of marriage is a slut and a whore and deserves what's coming to her, at least in Missouri and South Dakota) from simply buying a cheap ring at the thrift store, putting it on her left finger and pretending to be married? Or would she have to show a marriage license to buy condoms?
This carries over quite quickly from "abstinence only" outside of marriage, now it's "abstinence only WITHIN marriage, and especially for poor people."
You wanna talk about effective ways to reduce promiscuity? Before initiating sexual relations, make everyone, male or female, look at a nude picture of Susan Phillips:
Yeeesh! I'd sooner stick my dick in a garbage disposal. In fact, just picturing her dangling, dessicated, liver-spotted breasts and bristle-haired, crackly-dry vagina, I may not be able to maintain an erection for another month!
OK, now Missouri is on my list of places not to vacation, along with South Dakota.
No birth control, good grief.
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