Tuesday, February 28, 2006

FBFW Watch

I owe my boss a beer.
If Lizzy's so in love with Paul, why does she send him off with a hug, not a kiss?
Run Paul, run! You're setting yourself up for a lifetime in which sex is limited to Saturday night, but only after you've made dinner; sat through "Bridges of Madison County"; lit the candles; showered before (and after); and promised to not to make those disgusting noises.

SHUT UP! Like you don't have your stupid obsessions.
I also deface Ziggy, the Family Circus, and Dennis the Menace.


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